Vielleicht Neulich irgendwo auf der Welt:

Glasgowbhoy: can you spek english?

Her: Did you take a look at my profile?

Glasgowbhoy: Yeah.

Her: So? In which language is it written?

Glasgowbhoy: English?

Her: (…) Right. So?

Glasgowbhoy: Aye jist want 2 chat.

Glasgowbhoy: Do you spek English, tho?

Her: …

Her: Well, in fact I don’t, I took a few English-classes in school, which lead to nothing. My teacher probably never got a connection between us, so everything he was trying to tell me just went straight out of my head again. I nearly went mental when I finally realized that I will never learn English because I simply don’t have the tiniest bit of language-Talent. So I am always in bad, because everybody else speaks English, but me. That’s a pity.

Glasgowbhoy: O.K. then c.u.

Her: I’ll die for that.

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